How to Avoid Fighting About Stupid Sh*t

We fought about an egg roll. A fucking egg roll. How does one even fight about an egg roll? My friend told me the other day that she and her girlfriend got in a screaming match over an IKEA picture frame. 

Couples often wind up in stupid fights about literally nothing. Here is how to avoid them ... or at least, survive them.

We also discuss the ways online dating has affected the "nice guy" trope. When do nice guys finish first?